The Trouble With Girls and Backyard Adventures

Camping out in the back yard could be fun. The sap-covered sentinels could watch over us with their musky needle air. The grass would be our rolling carpet as we march out tents across the parade of bowing hills and dancing fireflies.

No? Too messy outside?

Then how about we take over the wizard’s castle? The dragon would be the toughest part, but some clever heroism could be pulled if you were the damsel. I hear the tower comes with bed pillows and a hundred thousand books! All I’d need is a sword…

Not that either? You hate dragons?! Who hates –!

You’re right, I shouldn’t shout at you… Because there’s actually a troll under this hill, you know. Yea, he likes to eat gold and small girls who are scared to go out in the woods, says they taste the best with broccoli stew! I’ll bet he’s on his way now – Yea, you better keep running!

Hmpf. Girls.

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